Desperate Simp

Hey loser, have you finished cleaning my toilet? You removed all the stains? Eww you’re so nasty, I only asked you to do that so that you'd stop hitting me up, like can’t you take a hint dumbass, I’m not interested in a toilet polishing loser. So, I’ve been texting this hot guy I've been seeing, he's the one that left the mess in the bathroom, and he thinks it's hilarious that you just cleaned his **** up. He wants me to send you to go clean his toilet. Well, I think it'd be super cruel to send you to the house of a guy I’m dating and having you clean his toilet so obviously I’m going to have to say........ yes. I'll text you his address now get the **** out.

I call my man and tell him that I just sent the loser over there, that I don't care what happens to him. This loser still thinks he has a chance with me after I just had him clean up another man’s mess. I want him to teach the loser a lesson so that he goes away and never comes around again, instead of having him clean your toilet, how about you use him as your toilet, oh my *** you going to do it babe, he’s so scrawny and weak you can definitely make him your toilet, but make sure to send me a video