Where's your wife at? Her and I were supposed to have a girl’s night out but she's not here huh? I'm her best friend and honestly I'm so sick of covering for her. She's cheating on you by ******* her boss. Look, you are such a great guy and don't deserve this. I've always had a thing for you, but you chose her and I missed my shot. Well, I certainly won’t miss it this time. Look at my hot body while I touch myself and tell you all the dirty things I want to do with you and your ****. And how you've been the only one I've thought of for years when I get off.